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Darth Vader's dust mask

This is your dusk mask. It sucks. Do you know why? It sucks because it looks absolutely nothing like Darth Vader's mask. Do you think Darth Vader would put up with an itchy, sweaty, ineffective piece of fiberglass rubbing against his nose all day? Neither should you.

So do like Darth does. It is crazy comfortable, it works way better, it's cheap, and you won't be blowing strange-looking black things into the kleenex all day. You'll thank me.

(OK, so it doesn't look much like Darth Vader's dust mask. It definitely sounds like it when you're breathing, though.)