This has absolutely nothing to do with woodworking.
I'm terribly sorry. I try to stay on topic, really I do. But sometimes something comes along that's just so odd, I have to share it with everyone, even though there isn't even the faintest connection between woodworking and the subject at hand.
This is an official complaint lodged with Continental Airlines. It come across my desk by way of Exotic Metals and Northrop Grumman.
It's hilarious.
Give it a read (111k PDF). You'll thank me for it.
Posted by danshapiro at June 17, 2005 02:01 PM