{"id":22,"date":"2004-03-31T23:57:46","date_gmt":"2004-04-01T06:57:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/?p=22"},"modified":"2010-05-28T02:12:13","modified_gmt":"2010-05-28T09:12:13","slug":"the-title-of-this-blog-has-not-yet-changed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/the-title-of-this-blog-has-not-yet-changed\/","title":{"rendered":"The title of this blog has not yet changed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So last night I attempted, unsuccessfully, to remove my left thumb with a box knife.  Actually, I was cutting the overhang of a spline off of a picture frame.  So here&#8217;s what I learned:<br \/>\n1) Make sure that if the work gives suddenly, the knife doesn&#8217;t hit you.  Duh.  (actually I&#8217;d just shifted it to a &#8220;safer&#8221; position before I whacked myself)<br \/>\n2) One week ago I was considering buying a flush cut saw and decided not to because I&#8217;m a cheapskate.  Hence why I was trimming splines with a knife. Don&#8217;t skimp; buy the right tools for the job.<br \/>\n3) Bring a book if you have to go to the ER.<br \/>\nSo here I am, five stitches later, nothing severed yet. Careful with those tools&#8230; you&#8217;ll thank me for it.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n(I feel like a total idiot about this, but maybe if I embarass myself publically on my blog, I&#8217;ll be more careful next time)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So last night I attempted, unsuccessfully, to remove my left thumb with a box knife.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-woodworking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}