{"id":479,"date":"2015-07-09T07:10:18","date_gmt":"2015-07-09T14:10:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/?p=479"},"modified":"2015-07-14T14:12:41","modified_gmt":"2015-07-14T21:12:41","slug":"angel-investor-i-have-become-that-which-i-loathed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/2015\/07\/angel-investor-i-have-become-that-which-i-loathed\/","title":{"rendered":"Angel Investor: I have become that which I loathed"},"content":{"rendered":"

In Chapter 16 of my book <\/a>I talk a lot about angel investing. First up: “Angel investor” is a stupid and meaningless term, right up there with “stock market investor” or “bank\u00a0account holder”. It means someone did something, once. It means nothing more.<\/p>\n

Angel investors have little in common, and range from occasional dilettantes who throw a kilobuck at their former college roommate’s sure-fire app idea, to career investors who’ve made fortunes placing thoughtful bets on startups, to lecherous “service providers” who lure in unsuspecting companies with promises of “investment” only to\u00a0add conditions and caveats. Classic nonsense propositions\u00a0include that you pay them a percentage of any investment funds they raise (simultaneously a terrible idea and illegal) or that they “invest”\u00a0with advice instead of cash. \u00a0My personal favorite was the “advisor” who offered to help fundraise in exchange for a large equity grant and a five-digit travel allowance. Monthly.<\/p>\n

In any case, now I’m counted amongst the shadows. Since selling Sparkbuy to Google I started putting a few dollars here and there into startups. And I’m sad to say that I’m now one of those terrible angel investors who drove me nuts when I was first starting to raise money. Truly, you don’t want me on your investor rolls. Here’s why.<\/p>\n

I don’t want to be an angel investor.<\/strong> I laugh heartily when I get emails like “do you want to increase your deal flow?” or “I think you’ll be really excited about this investment opportunity.” \u00a0My investment strategy is to\u00a0try and avoid investing in startups<\/em>. I don’t look for deals; I actively try to avoid them. I will find any excuse I can to beg out of investing,\u00a0but as with many things, I’m terrible at this, and sometimes fail and accidentally invest anyway. \u00a0But even then…<\/p>\n

I don’t invest enough to make it worth the hassle of having another investor.<\/strong> My preferred check size is $10k. I’m like the guy who goes to the fancy restaurant and orders an appetizer, then fills up on\u00a0the free bread. $10k is\u00a0pathetic and puny enough that most smart companies will turn up their nose at me. In fact, I advise most companies that I consider investing in that they probably shouldn’t take my money because it’s not worth the incremental headache to put a small investor like me on the rolls.<\/p>\n

I’m almost certainly going to say no.<\/strong>\u00a0I’ve got my own startup<\/a> now, and it’s basically the coolest thing I’ve ever worked on (a 3D laser printer that makes amazing and beautiful things at the push of a button… shameless plug, we’re hiring<\/a>), so I’m putting my time and resources in to that. I don’t have time to take the meeting, do diligence, fill out paperwork, sit on hold for 30 minutes with my stupid bank trying to remember the street I lived on in fourth grade so they can approve the wire, and all that other nonsense. Which means…<\/p>\n

I’m intensely, terribly lazy.<\/strong>\u00a0After all my trying to avoid investing, I generally fail in just a few cases – when the CEO is a friend, when I know the company well via some pre-existing coincidence, AND when there are already A++ investors who I know and trust involved. Because then I can count on them to do all the hard work, and just write my puny little check to go alongside. Because…<\/p>\n

I’m not going to call you.<\/strong> I’m not going to check on my investment, or offer to drop by, or otherwise do much at all. I’ll take your calls, and help when you ask. If you’re curious, I usually pitch in pretty heavily around CEO stuff, particularly cofounder strife, fundraising, and selling the company.\u00a0But I mostly just\u00a0get involved if you call;\u00a0you’re going to have roughly zero percent of my standing brain time. Unless you request otherwise, the only time you’ll hear from me* is when…<\/p>\n

I will lose my share certificates when you sell the company.\u00a0<\/strong>Sorry, karma sucks. Every damn one of my investors (who asked to keep their share certificates) lost theirs, and I’m so careless I’m almost certain to do the same. So, pro tip:\u00a0tell your lawyers to keep the share certificates for your angel investors on their behalf. It will save you a lot of misery and paperwork.<\/p>\n

So\u00a0don’t have me as an angel investor. I’m just not worth the hassle.<\/p>\n

* One exception: at any given time I’ll be closely involved with ~3 startups. I may be on the board or just a formal\u00a0advisor. I do my best to stay current with those companies, scout opportunities for them (press\/hiring\/fundraising\/etc), meet as often as is helpful, give lots of advice that basically consists of me repeating crap that’s in my book, etc. I’m not very good at it, though, so\u00a0this is a\u00a0really<\/em> rotten deal,\u00a0particularly<\/em> now that I’m busy with my own company. So while you don’t want me as an angel investor, you really\u00a0really<\/em> don’t want me as a board member\/advisor (although I do have one “slot” open since Kate sold Popforms<\/a><\/span>, entirely because she is awesome and no thanks to me). Basically I’m too\u00a0expensive and not very helpful. You’ve been warned.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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