{"id":9,"date":"2004-03-18T01:24:24","date_gmt":"2004-03-18T08:24:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/?p=9"},"modified":"2010-05-28T02:12:16","modified_gmt":"2010-05-28T09:12:16","slug":"darth-vaders-dust-mask","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/darth-vaders-dust-mask\/","title":{"rendered":"Darth Vader&#8217;s dust mask"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B0000AXEK0\/personworks-20\">This is your dusk mask<\/A>.  It sucks.  Do you know why?  It sucks because it looks absolutely nothing like Darth Vader&#8217;s mask.  Do you think Darth Vader would put up with an itchy, sweaty, ineffective piece of fiberglass rubbing against his nose all day?  Neither should you.<br \/>\nSo <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B00009LI4J\/personworks-20\">do like Darth does<\/A>.  It is crazy comfortable, it works way better, it&#8217;s cheap, and you won&#8217;t be blowing strange-looking black things into the kleenex all day.  You&#8217;ll thank me.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n(OK, so it doesn&#8217;t look much like Darth Vader&#8217;s dust mask.  It definitely sounds like it when you&#8217;re breathing, though.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buy a dual cartridge respirator, not a dust mask.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-woodworking"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.danshapiro.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}